Stoner's Pizza Joint Savannah Midtown

Well, where to begin....? Short answer: Go-to Sam's Club food court, or grab a frozen pizza from the Dollar Store.
You'll have a better experience & much better quality food, and fully cooked as well. Should've known better with the "restaurant" being sandwiched between a Subway & a strip mall sushi place. Ordered a large hand tossed pizza, pepperoni rolls, and cinnamon rolls.
Each item was flavorless, undercooked, underwhelming, and quite small, if we're comparing sizes. The large hand tossed pizza might have been considered large if one were the size of a leprechaun with a height somewhere beneath the 50th percentile...
Instead of being hand tossed, the pizza resembled dough that had been steamrolled over and over, then left outside in the humidity to be turned down by the flies...
The taste was reminiscent of softened cardboard, tho I have a feeling hand tossed cardboard would've tasted better. Both the pepperoni and cinnamon rolls were not baked anywhere near long enough to be considered edible; my niece does a better job with her E-Z Bake Oven...
Regardless of the amount of sauce & icing one could pour over these dog treats, forcing them down would be a feat not for the faint of heart...
The undercooked dough was limp like your grandfather, and just as poor performing regarding the supposed flavor that was nowhere to be found... Even if I were stoned, I wouldn't be able to rate this at 2 stars.
Incredibly disappointed...
Y'all need to do better.

I ordered a hand tossed pizza, this thing is as flat as a pita and just as bland.
The dough is limp, under baked, and sparsely topped.
Along with it I got their pepperoni rolls and cinnamon rolls.
These are supposed to be 6-piece sides per the website but are cut into 11 and 10 pieces, respectively.
Upon eating them they're both under baked, super doughy and unpleasantly chewy.
I'm starting to notice a trend with the food here.
They're tiny, maybe an inch wide, and super dense.
Did someone forget the yeast in the dough or something? I probably should've thrown this undercooked food away but I tried a few slices and rolls, I hope I don't regret this later.
I came here after doing some shopping at Sam's Club.
I should've just stayed there for dinner: their pizza is profoundly better and a greater bargain.

The portion sizes are a scam.
We ordered two LARGE pizzas and they look like smalls.
They’re 9-10inches.
Over $50 plus tip.
We won’t be ordering from here in the future.
Lesson learned.
Waste of money.