Mountain Mike's Pizza

I recently had the pleasure of experiencing the "stellar" service at Mountain Mikes pizza, and let me tell you, it was a comedy of errors from start to finish.
I eagerly placed an order, excitedly anticipating a delicious pizza in just 20 minutes(the guys exact words when I placed the order!).
Little did I know, I was about to embark on a 45-minute journey of patience-testing proportions. As I sat in one of their booths watching the Rams and Cardinals game, growing increasingly hangry, I couldn't help but wonder if my pizza was being hand-delivered from the top of Mount Everest.
I mean, come on, it's just a pizza, not a NASA space mission! But the fun didn't stop there.
I specifically requested no green onions on my pizza, as I'm not a fan of the little green devils.
Lo and behold, when I got home and opened the box, it looked like someone had dumped an entire onion farm on top of it! I guess they mistook my "no green onions" request for "extra green onions." Bravo, Mountain Mikes, bravo. Naturally, I called them to express my disappointment and was promised a credit for a free large pizza.
Oh, the sweet sound of redemption! However, my dreams were quickly crushed when they backtracked and offered a measly 15% off my next order.
Five whole dollars off? Wow, thanks for the generosity! I'll be sure to frame that coupon as a reminder of my unforgettable experience.
When I laughed and said “absolutely not” I was told to drive back to the store and return the pizza for a refund! Needless to say, I won't be returning to this location again.
I'd rather risk getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle than subject myself to another round of Mountain Mikes madness.
So, if you're in the mood for a pizza that takes longer to be made than a snail's marathon and comes with a side of onion overload, this is the place for you.
Bon appétit, my friends!

Owner response

Great bone in wings.
Good service.
Clean restaurant.

Owner response

The pizza is very Good!! It's a little pricey but we'll worth it.
In Bidens economy, nothing is affordable anymore.
At least in Fresno, crime hasn't yet caused restaurant shutdowns.

Owner response