Happy Fortune

This is the lousiest Chinese food in the city, and tied for worst in Portland Metro.
"American Chinese" doesn't even help -- it's just *horrible*. Garlic chicken was pasty & near flavorless, with sad, wilted/soggy vegetables.
And cucumbers! Lots of mushy tasteless cucumbers.
The dish was edible, but just barely. Was hoping for better with Singapore-style noodles, but literally no joy.
Also very pasty consistency, with bad-flavored bbq pork being the only real taste (no curry detectable).
And lots of the same mushy tasteless cucumbers.
Plus, scrambled egg just thrown on top, which in our case was handy because we ordered NO EGG so it was easy to remove.
Neither of us could handle more than a few bites before tossing the rest out. The little box of white rice was unobjectionable and therefore the high point of the meal. I can't possibly imagine how they stay in business when there is SO MUCH Chinese food, from adequate to exquisite in our city.
This place just sucked, and I am otherwise never this harsh.

Staff were attentive and helpful but the food was bad.
Ordered the general tsos chicken, couldn’t finish it.
The meat had a spongy consistency and hunts ketchup aftertaste.
Developed a stomach ache soon after.
Probably the worst Chinese food I’ve ever had.
Sad, from what I’ve read this place used to be good.
I don’t mind the dive bar vibe, feels like a time capsule.
Maybe the drinks are good, but I wouldn’t recommend the food.

Fun place, definite sports/dive bar atmosphere.
Great pool table prices (free!) And yummy food.
Drinks aren't watered down and the staff was fun & friendly.
Will be coming back again.